Straight outta Ohio (because someone has to be), Ava is your go-to if you want tattoos and unsolicited Ohio State football commentary. Young, blonde, and sassy enough to make your grandma clutch her pearls, she believes in two things: aliens are 100% real, and Michigan fans are barely human. When she’s not tattooing, she’s probably watching conspiracy documentaries or trying to contact extraterrestrials—because Earth is mid, and she knows it.

With hot pink hair and a glare that could summon demons, Zoey thrives in the shadows—when she’s not blasting metal loud enough to wake the dead. She’s the artist you go to when you want something dark, twisted, and maybe cursed (in a cool way). Rumors say she might be a serial killer, but honestly, she’s too busy tattooing and headbanging to hide the bodies. Probably. Come get tattooed… if you dare.

Standing at an impressive fun-sized height, Eden may or may not be a leprechaun—jury’s still out. Don’t let the Hello Kitty obsession fool you; she’s got a dark side that’ll make your childhood plushies cry. Specializing in tattoos that are both adorable and slightly unsettling, she’s here to ruin your innocence one cute-but-creepy piece at a time. Catch her at the end of a rainbow… probably flipping it off.

Forged in the mystical fog of the Pacific Northwest and powered by equal parts caffeine and clock gears, Victoria is the elegant menace you didn’t know you needed. With a steampunk soul and a heart of gold (that she probably smelted herself), she’s polite, charming, and fully capable of dismantling you emotionally—with a smile. Her tattoos are Victorian chic meets “don’t mess with me,” and she’s always one cog away from world domination.

Covered in tattoos from scalp to soles and rocking more ink than your average crime scene report, Chris is what happens when a gravedigger picks up a tattoo machine and never looks back. He’s literally been six feet deep, so your pain tolerance complaints don’t impress him. Specializing in the kind of tattoos that make your mom ask if you’re okay, Chris brings cemetery vibes and dead-serious skill to every piece. Tip well—he knows where the shovels are.

Zack is the ultimate bad boy your mom warned you about—and probably had a crush on. Armed with a smirk, a switchblade sense of style, and a machine tuned for bold lines and broken hearts, he’s all about classic American Traditional tattoos and zero apologies. Think vintage sailor vibes with a modern “I don’t text back” twist. He’s not here for your approval—just your skin.

Paulie is the human embodiment of a half-pipe and a bag of Doritos. When he’s not cruising around on his skateboard or debating whether he actually did tattoo that one guy last week, he’s cranking out laid-back, buttery-smooth ink with zero stress and maximum chill. He may forget where he put his machine, but he’ll never forget how to make your tattoo look dope. Good vibes only, dude.

Aubrey walked away from a promising career as an anthropologist to pursue tattooing—because studying ancient civilizations was just too emotionally stable. She’s brilliant, beautiful, and one minor inconvenience away from a full-blown existential crisis. Her tattoos are deeply thoughtful, expertly executed, and occasionally tear-stained (it’s fine, everything’s fine). Come get inked by someone who can explain the cultural significance of your tattoo and cry about it with you.

Gabby didn’t leave the fine art world—she upgraded it to include your skin. A walking burst of color, chaos, and contagious energy, she’s the most entertaining person you’ll meet all week (maybe ever). Whether she’s tattooing or reenacting an interpretive dance of your life story mid-session, one thing’s certain: you’re gonna leave with incredible art and at least three new inside jokes. Warning: side effects may include spontaneous laughter and an uncontrollable urge to book another appointment.

Sarah is what happens when a world-class figure skater trades triple axels for tattoo needles and sarcasm sharper than her skates ever were. A fine artist with the grace of a ballerina and the attitude of someone who’s been silently judging you since you walked in, she brings elegance, precision, and just the right amount of sass to every tattoo. Think ice queen—but make it art. Yes, she can do a perfect spin… and no, she’s not impressed by your tattoo idea from Pintrest.

Emma is a walking warning label with a tattoo machine. A Navy wife with a fiery temper and zero tolerance for BS, she’s the kind of artist who will give you a killer tattoo and a reality check—free of charge. Towering above the drama and tougher than a $2 steak, she brings passion, grit, and a dash of “try me” to everything she does. Book with caution: she’s got fire in her soul and steel in her spine.

Bailey is what happens when a surfer girl, a stand-up comic, and a gym rat collide in a glorious, sun-soaked explosion of chaos. She’s always tan, always hilarious, and probably stronger than your boyfriend. Whether she’s catching waves or cracking jokes mid-tattoo, one thing’s for sure: you’ll leave with killer ink and sore abs—from laughing, not crunches (she already did those at sunrise). Warning: may cause extreme happiness and sudden desire to do burpees on the beach.

Arin earned her stripes slinging hash browns and dodging fistfights at Waffle House, so yeah—she can handle you. With nerves of steel and the patience of someone who’s watched a 3 a.m. brawl over bacon, Arin brings gritty charm and greasy spoon grit to every tattoo. Her linework’s clean, her sass is sharper than a steak knife, and she still smells faintly of waffles if you get close enough. Tip well—she’s been through things.

Steve didn’t just survive the Army—he thrived in it, then rode straight out of combat and into the tattoo game on a motorcycle that probably has more personality than most people. Tough as hell, loyal to the bone, and guaranteed to be the best time you’ll ever have with a tattoo machine pointed at you. Whether he’s telling war stories, revving his bike, or dropping perfect ink, one thing’s certain: Steve brings the party, the precision, and the kind of vibe that makes you say, “Let’s do another one.”

Filipe doesn’t tattoo—you experience Filipe. Straight from Puerto Rico with charm smoother than fresh coquito and a smile that could melt steel, he’s the human equivalent of a salsa beat and a perfectly lined sleeve. His tattoos are clean, bold, and just like him—impossible to forget. Warning: side effects of getting tattooed by Filipe may include blushing, spontaneous dancing, and texting him three weeks later just to “check on your healing.”

Mike’s been around the world, seen things he can’t talk about, and definitely dated your mom in the ’90s. A Navy vet with sea legs, tattoo skills, and serious “I set your bedtime and you’ll thank me for it” energy, he brings old-school cool and no-nonsense vibes to every tattoo. He’s got stories you won’t believe, wisdom you didn’t ask for, and the ability to make you feel both extremely safe and slightly grounded. Respect the rules—or you’re losing Xbox privileges.